The Dog story ——joke
The Dog walked up to the grape juice stand and said to the women running the stand
“Hey! Got any fun?”
“No. I'm miserable all the time.”
“Oh that's sad” said the dog to the women running the stand.
“Wow thanks for rubbing it in. I work a 9 to 5 job and I do not make enough money to feed a family. I don't have a family, but it's the prospect that matters. This grape juice stand pays less than minimum wage minus expenses.”
“How much grape juice do you drink.”
“I'm allergic”