hwithumalut

Hello Farkascitizens (someone who uses farkas city)! It's me, h with umlaut, your favorite farkasser (someone who posts on farkas city publicly), back at you again with another Farkascity post!

Here are my top five ideas I've had for this post. Ranked in numerical order from worst to best!!! Starting with number 5.

Number 5: top ten farkas posts My idea for this post was to rank ten different Farkas city posts based on how good they were. I'm glad I did not make this post because then people I know would have been complemented about their hard work. We don't want that happening. Phew, a disaster averted.

Number 4: left ten farkas city posts I wanted to make a list of farkas city posts based on how left wing they were. The most left wing would be the number one slot. This was a cool idea because it may have divided up farkas city, by talking about politics in a manner that interacts with farkas city. This would hopefully cause chaos and derision! Fun! Although I did not make this post because I thought that since all Farkassers I know personally are left wing. Not all ideas are good and I will ruthlessly cut out the bad ones instead of pursuing them anyways.

Number 3: top five cults I switched to top five because then I had to read less. This was definitely the first good idea I had. It was less unique to this site, and it touched a subject with lots of violence and shock value. I would put really good cults like Jim Jones's People's Temple on top. Quality being determined by whether the cult is harmful enough, or not.

Number 2: top five religions This idea was the same as the last one, but it wasn't nearly as obvious. It would a much subtler post, as people would have no idea whether I was being ironic, or not, because I go to church. Very good idea.

Number 1: top three mental illnesses As you probably already guessed I would rank it by how disabling the mental illness is. Awesome things like Schizophrenia would get to go on top! this idea was totally my best yet, because it was also completely unoriginal, and I would be stealing an idea. Someone has literally done that joke before!