Gotham project

i am literally batman

i am like batman except i just listen to epic moody music and be dark and brooding but everyone else just thinks im autistic

im like batman execept i jsut sell funny shirts on ali express. My hit t shirt has shrek on it and it says shrek your privilege

im like batman except im like link from botw except instead of wearing the girl clothes to get into the town I'm transgender

#im like batman but instead i plant trees and like the enviroment but im still like batman i just am ted kacynski batman i pipe bomb oil executives

#im like batman

except the worms are in my brain theyre in there and they make me a creature of the night i sniff the funny powder to make the worms stop wriggling

im like batman

dude folk punk is kinda wild the bible is the worlds worst rulebook heroic couplets heroin

#im like batman

i think we should bring back duap music like fr what happened that shit slaps

did you know you can just buy crack pipes off wish for like 2$ its really funny im not gonna becuase i dont do meth but the fact that you can is pretty silly.

im like batman once again

the worms in my brain the worms wriggle in there i need a sailor to scoop the goop out of it like they do to whales

im like batman

i also really enjoy nirvana and i like american football i want to ride a cool motorcycle and listen to sad melodramatic ethereal instrumental music while its raining but then I get home and my parents start yelling at me and so I cant be batman anymore because you cant be silent and emo if your parents are trying to get you to clean your room

I’m literally Batman

My special power is eating raw ramen noodles and falling asleep in math class